...but not in the way you might expect.

Hope you all had GREAT HOLIDAYS.

The government didn't admit to all it's cheating

I promised him I would put it up on my blog if he got a good grade.

What happened to variety shows?

Just because sometimes it's the fun way to be.

Scorched earth or buried treasure? You decide.

Fun fun fun

I just wondering...

embrace the liberal's values.

Everyone's doing it.

For a variety of reasons...here's one.

Although I think it WAS "officer complacent"...but really the result was the same.

Your baby might have the best computer in the house...but I bet the monitor is covered in drool-prints.

And the art of hangover recovery...

"...move along"

Just doin' my bit.

We only hire very very limited people to run the country.

I loves my blinders...LOVES my blinders...

Sorry you have to get going so soon.

Boy do I wish I could. I wasn't nearly so OLD in 1999...

God bless my TiVo.

gettin' their civil rights on.

It's a curse. A curse, I say.

...because people do what people do." Don't know if I heard this somewhere or came up with it on my own. Don't you hate it when that happens?

Somehow, only a quote from Juble Early seemd to do this the creepy justice it needed.

Through the goalposts of life!"

Somehow, it seems like it would be appropriate if tyrranny on a bus kicked off the next big civil rights battle in our country.

Speak no evil...

...for the troops...in the name of freedom. How can you have freedom through propaganda? How can you be free without knowing the truth? It's impossible.

Does this seem right to you?

"...and I'm addicted to an over-inflated sense of victimization and embattlement..."

What're ya gonna do with them?

tease tease tease

Animation coming to life is wrong...wrong...wrong...