What the hell is a "Giant Hootie Hootie Pill" anyway? Where do these people get this stuff? It's like psychotic schitziod filthy baby talk.

There was just something undeniably charming about Pat Morita.

Because there is just not enough bad you can say about Jello salad.

But I'd rather be on SG-1 with Daniel.

A true original

dicy subject, a fine line...but some people go over it in ways that clearly require action.

If it don't apply to you, just ignore it.

Mine went well, thanks.

Not something you see every day.

And apparently, she likes hamburger.

I liked this movie

You'll want to see it.

My new Kung Fu battle cry.

The new olympic sport.

My take on an article defending changing sceince standards to include ID.

and I'm a chocoholic...

Why is "convenience" often so inconvenient?

Warning: This is all about hunting. Do not read if you will be offended.

At least until someone pisses God off more.

Love the game.

No cookie

At least, if you redefine commie to mean liberal. Also, they're scary as hell if you put the most horrifying words you can imagine into their mouths.

Link to a review of the many iterations of Jolt...and theri effects on the human body. Conrad risks his health so you don't have to.

I read that and I just hear Jayne Cobb saying "My muscluar buttocks you'll be the President."

Let's bring it already.

"Boy, you dreamin' about making the white people riot again?"

Huh.

Is it sad that I'm 38 and like System of a Down?

An assignment.

You gotta love those wacky conservatives and their zany hijinx.

sigh...Johnny Depp...

It's real-life stuff!

You don't hear liberals bringing it up over and over and over again...

I'm down with the shorties, yo.

I miss Halloween.