Me:  "Hey!  Did you know that Paul Dorr used to own a business called "Back Dorr Friends Pantry"?

Rick:  "What?!?  Holy #^%$)^#$"

Me:  "And his current business is "Copperhead Consulting".

Scott:  "The Copperheads were Northerners who where anti-abolitionists and Southern sympathizers."

Me:  "Well, since he's from Iowa and appears to have neo-confederate sympathies, I guess it's apt."

Rick:  "Either that, or that's what he calls his trouser snake." 

Scott (laughing):  "How big can one man's closet be?"

Me:  "Pretty big, from the looks of his picture."