"Thumpin' the mellon"
"squeezing the mellons"
That episode of "Ellen" Where Ellen admits she's gay, turns around in the super market to see the one super-model cradeling a pair of actual mellons...
Apparently...we didn't need to work quite so hard to sexualize mellons. God! All that wasted effort!
When will we learn? I ask you...when will we learn?
Nature does so much better than our poor attempts and scribblings.
(Hat Tip: Erudite Redneck)