Will someone please go to Agape Press (Onenews now) and let me know if I am imagining things?

I can't seem to piece together any sort of rational coheasion to this article.

Now, I enjoy posting the occasional stream-of-conciousness jerimiad here on this blog...

...but I do not pretend to e a journalist.  Sometimes I have a thought-salad, and I want to throw it down on paper - er -screen.

OK.  But these guys want to be seriously regarded as a news source. and the best they can come up with is:

"Aaahh!  The U.N.!  Jimmy Carter!  Al Gore!  LOOK!  Global Warming!  Anti-Bush!  Anti-AMERICAN!  Did we mention Jimmy Carter?  eh?  eh?  See what we mean?"

Actually, I think what I just wrote makes more sense.