In a stunning betrayal of the side of good and right in the War on Christmas, corporate churches close on Christmas...

...It took "liberals" to try to take the "Christ" out of "Xmas"...it took "Christians" to take the "mass" out of Xmas.

Which is, after all, the final blow eliminating the words completely and leaving just the "X".

Henceforth, let December 25th be known as "X"