Yet another Traitor has shown themselves in the pay of the Federal Government.  How the hell does this happen?    I mean…these people are so damn sneaky.  They work for their whole careers and get awards and decorations and accolades…the goodwill and confidence of their peers and superiors.

     I guess it’s a good thing that we have a President like “W” whose forthright competence and presence as a shining beacon of Godly blessing confuses them and causes them to show their true colors as the cowardly pro-terror scum they are…otherwise we might just go on thinking of them as dedicated, competent civil servants working for our security and well being.

     Thank God we have the President, Karl Rove, Robert Novak and the people behind the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.  I mean, The John Birch Society is full of well-meaning Would-be Great Americans, but they just haven’t managed to out a Valerie Plame or a Joseph Wilson, have they?

     Not that you can blame them.  Those traitorous scum are tricky.  John Kerry managed to avoid detection by serving in the armed forces to defend us against communism.  How were we supposed to guess that a guy who was out there shooting Communists on behalf of America was an anti-American Communist?  Damned devious…although not as convincing as John McCain.  THAT guy still has everyone fooled…but not “W”, who found someone courageous enough to accuse McCain of collaborating with the enemy in Vietnam.  I’m sure “W” hated to get ugly like that, but it looked like a damn commie collaborator might win the Republican nomination.  I’m so glad he’s patriot enough to go dirty.  You know he did it for us.

     Richard Clarke (whose traitorousness and incompetence seemed to have eluded Presidents Ronald Reagan, H.W. Bush, and Bill Clinton) and Paul O’Neil (Who managed to bamboozle Presidents Ford and Nixon) couldn’t escape the light of day either.  “W” saw their true colors, and ran them off good, didn’t he?  

     Now, he just has to deal with Cindy Sheehan, and the war against terror will be well on its way to being all wrapped up.

     I hope you will join me and some of the other Real Americans for the celebration when it’s all over.  I’m sure Dear Leader will be holding a press conference any day now.

     Stay tuned, and remember, War is Peace, Slavery is Freedom.