Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Neil has an entry up about how the Bible answers all our questions.

He's right, too.  Sound Doctine also has answers.  Science also answers questions, though maybe not as quickly or as easily as we would like.  For instance:

"Oh, how in the world do we keep from dying of the Black Death?"

The Bible answered right away: "There's nothing you can do, you're a sinful worm and deserve to die.  Accept your fate and heaven awaits."

Sound Doctrine also answered right away:  "The Jews killed Jesus, and you're letting them live among you.  How 'bout you burn some Jews at the stake and see what happens? They're probably poisoning the wells".(today sound doctrine would substitute Homosexuals or secular humanists)"

Science took a little more time, and came up with an answer:"Penicillin, and maybe cut down on the flea-bitten rats a little."

 

You take your pick of which answers you like, and I'll take mine.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007 1:27:20 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [0] | #
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