I have a friend who reportedly once sang "The Rainbow Connection" for Karoke; as if it were being sung by a paranoid schitzophernic.
I had thought that he was just a comic genious. Now, I know that he is in fact a brilliant intuitive, who saw into THE TRUTH.
Maybe it's that teh gays have already taken over the government, and this is their evil plan. Maybe it's that the Leprechan agenda is more advanced than we thought.
Maybe Rainbow Bright was just a beachead in our perceptual matrix.
It could be a My Little Pony plot.
WE HAVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT PEOPLE!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHGGG!!! TOXIC RAINBOWS!!!
Somebody call Michele Bachmann. Im sure SHE'LL know what to do! (off topic, but speaking of idiots, Michele Bachmann, who is a Republican politician, and a Minnesotan, can't seem to remember that the Republican Convention will be held in St. Paul. This is one of the people leading our country...but at least she's a "fool for Chirst"...right?)
[update: I don't know what's going one, but if you are here and you don't see a video underneath this update, click on the title bar for this post, and one will appear.]
Here's a link straight to the video: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825469