In case you haven’t noticed, the comments section of my blog was being swamped with robot-posted crap loaded with keywords and URLs intended to boost the search rankings of certain…ahem…businesses.

Rocky has recently upgraded me to a newer version of software that allows me to delete these things, but there are hundreds of them.  So I am deleting them.  I don’t really read them, you know…but like most compulsive, avid and voracious readers, I don’t really have to “Read” something to really read it.  The words just jump onto my brain on their own right off the screen.

So I have this overwhelming image of a guy popping Viagra and sitting down to his game of video strip poker with his sexy milf amateur porn performing wife whose breast-size has been enhanced through natural herbs and whose chronic pain (probably from dramatically over-inflated breasts) is under control with mail-order Vicodin and Oxycotton from Canada.

I’d like them to die…but unfortunately, they have an endless supply of tami-flu.

Crap.

But I will win.  Oh yes.  I will win.  I have a delete button.

<evil cackle>

There is nothing they can do to stop me.

</evil cackle>

I thought this one was particularly funny...