I was just watching a History Channel special on China yesterday. I had to laugh out loud when a Chinese Communist Party Official was shown talking about certain economic woes in his province. He said:
"What we need is some sort of Social Security System".
I had to pause the DVR because I was laughing so hard.
See? The conservatives are right! Social Security IS communist! If it weren't Communist, the Communists wouldn't be thinking about maybe someday getting around to having it!