Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Tuesday, 02 October 2007

hmmm...I'm a painted moneky.  Who would have guessed?

 

Your Personality is the Rarest (INFJ)
Your personality type is introspective, principled, self critical, and sensitive.

Only about 2% of all people have your personality - including 3% of all women and around 1% of all men.
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Judging.
 
 
(Hat Tip:  Geekgoddess)
 
 
Of course, to find out what all that means, you have to go to this websit and look at the code key.  Which was, of course, all drawn up by our secret alien overlords for our government to distribute through underground means, as a means of discrediting those of us who have FIGURED IT OUT:
 

INFJ: The Conspiracy Theorist

Beneath the calm, collected exterior of the INFJ lies the horrible reality of someone who has seen The Truth. The INFJ knows what other people are too naive or too brainwasted to admit: the Conspiracy is real. Mistrustful and suspicious, the INFJ is not easily fooled, and does not take the word of the government-controlled medico-military-industrial complex for anything. Whether it's uncovering the plot by butter-eating Jews to clog the arteries of Christian folk with artificial margarine or discovering the secret laboratory in Tibet that's producing legions of Jimmy Carter clones that will be sent out to seize the manufacturing facilities in the Guangdong Province of China under the pretext of inspecting chickens for influenza, there is no lengths the INFJ won't go to in order to blow the lid off the whole thing.

INFJs can often be found holding down jobs as AM radio talk-show hosts. They can also be found driving taxis in the greater Washington, DC area. Other common jobs often held by INFJs include vagrant, loony, whacko, and writer/director/producer of the television show "Seinfeld." INFJs can also be found feeding that crucial bit of information to determined FBI agents just before they are brutally murdered.

RECREATION: INFJs often come home from a hard day's work exposing conspiracies about how the government is poisoning us with mind-control agents spread by passenger airliners and unwind by spending all night writing Web sites exposing conspiracies about how NASA faked the Bush election.

COMPATIBILITY: INFJs are usually happiest and most successful in relationships with Julia Roberts, though the relationships may not end happily.

Famous INFJs include...well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

[Hat Tip: Jason Bock]

Or you can go here and get another, though less amusing view.  (And no, I don't actually believe in Conspiracy Theories, nor psychic phenomenon) 

Tuesday, 02 October 2007 08:52:30 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [4] | #
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