Duuuuuuudes! Like, everyone has been down on libs for so long. Like, harshing our mellow to the max, and all because we're like, lame and stuff.
But don't dispair mon frare...we're back baby!
'cause we totally went back in time and took over the Bible. We're like rocken spiritual time-pirates.
You thought Bill and Ted had a great adventure? Nu-uh! Team lib totally went back in time and snuck the lovey-forgivy-sharey crap into the Bible!
Uh-huh! BAM!! Yeah, take that, in yer face Mr. Judgy-Mcvitriol Christian guys!
But uh-oh...Andrew Schlaffly's gonna take it back with an army of homeschool kids! Bogus!
Get back in the funkey time-travel phone booth dudes! We have to save the wimpy social gospel or we won't get to have a modern government or health care reform!