Looking for the perfect year-end gift for the guy/girl who has everything?

What better than a book that will prepare them to lose it all over the course of the next three-and-a-half years?

ORDER YOURS TODAY!  (no really, you probably should - it looks rather thick and tedious, and it might take you a while to work through it.  You've only got about three and a half years, and the clock is ticking...)

[Update...I just noticed, that you can order it for free.  I've downloaded it.  I might be putting the Jack Hyles skinner-box character-building course on hold....]