I think this guy is completely missing the point of the verse in question:
I mean, he rightly gets that you're supposed to pee standing up...but then he goes and complains about not being allowed to pee standing up IN A BATHROOM.
Hello? Doesn't the verse say "pisseth against a wall"? (First Kings 16:11 - And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends)
How many bathrooms have you seen with a pissing wall? Very very few. And the kind of hoity toity places that have those water-fall pissing walls are not a place a real man who is under God's direction should be anyway (so I've heard), unless he's "ministering" to drug-dealing massuers.
One time, I saw one - in France - I'm just sayin', is all.
No. God wants you to pee standing up OUTSIDE. AND, if you have any friends that sit down, you better get rid of them...just to be safe (read the whole verse, and remember, it's the WORD of GOD. You've been warned)
You would think that someone who has done all the work to attain the rank of pastor would know that.
This is what Evilution has brought us to, people. Men who don't act like men. Men who act like animals...peeing sitting down on a porceline bowl indoors.
It's inhuman. Go find a tree like God intended.
Whoa. I just had a revelation! Here I had thought that The Full Monty was a Godless filthy issue from a decadent movie industry!
And here it was a CHRISTiAN film!
[update: The pastor's wife wants you to vote Ron Paul]
(Hat Tip: Monastic Mumblings)