Yesterday, it was discovered that  <name of male politician>  had and affair on his wife!  Can you believe it?  What a slimeball.  You know, the  <opposite party of the male politician> never have sex scandals.  But if the did, you know the  <negative adjective> media would be all over it.  But since it is a <name of party of male politician>, they just ignore it.

But how can a man just go out and have sex with some random <adjective> <noun> when he is married and has taken a vow to be faithful?  Is it because he is just <adjective> by nature?

Any way I certainly hope that his wife <verb ending in an “S”> him without mercy.

He deserves it.