Yesterday, it was discovered that <name of male politician> had and affair on his wife! Can you believe it? What a slimeball. You know, the <opposite party of the male politician> never have sex scandals. But if the did, you know the <negative adjective> media would be all over it. But since it is a <name of party of male politician>, they just ignore it.
But how can a man just go out and have sex with some random <adjective> <noun> when he is married and has taken a vow to be faithful? Is it because he is just <adjective> by nature?
Any way I certainly hope that his wife <verb ending in an “S”> him without mercy.
He deserves it.