Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Thursday, 04 December 2008

Alan has an entry up about how some silly wacky fundies have their panties in a twist over some idiot writing "the gay Bible".

I saw that He Who Must Not Be Named was most displeased...so the effort is not a complete waste.

Suffice it to say that Alan's assertion is that "The Gay Bible" is NOT a serious scholarly work, is not faithful to the Bible, and is just plain silly.

HWMNBN's position is that it is yet another sign of the coming Gay Apocalypse.

The whole "controversy" would not be worth mentioning, except that Alan has managed to work in a comparison between the KJV of the Bible, and the LOLCats version of the Bible:

(Block-quoted from Alan)

"And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying: Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men."

Sounds like Christmas to me.

But if you're going to go with a different translation this Christmas season; do it right. Instead of the Princess Diana Bible, might I recommend the LOLCats Bible:

"Then there wuz sheep-doods in teh field, an they wuz watchin teh sheep in teh dark. Iz vry vry boring. srsly. An suddenly, visible angel! An glory! O noez!! But teh angel sed, "DONT AFRAID OF ANYTHING! it r ok, you can has gud news for all teh doodz! Todai in da city ov David, you can has sayvur! is Christ da Lord! w00t! Is sign fer u, find da baybee wrapd like brrito in a big fud dish." An suddenly, moar angelz! They sez, "w00t to teh Ceiling Cat! An peace fer doodz he luffs! Kthxbai."

Thursday, 04 December 2008 11:31:50 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [10] | #
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