God did it. (link to Pharyngula)
God reached in and futzed around with this researcher's randomized binary code so that the results came out looking much like the results we would expect from "Darwinism". He will stop at nothing to get them to disbelieve in Intelligent Design.
Wait 'til the punch-line though. When these scientists get to hell and God says "Ha! Psych! it was me all along! Fooled you! Boy I really had you going there! Enjoy your Brimstone. Don't forget to tip your tormenting demon."
That God. What a card.