You really DO think we're stupid, don't you?
Or did your high-priced marketing experts miss the fact that if you are selling over-sugared deep-fried confections as an actual meal...and you are featuring your coffee...
...just a thought here...
...maybe focusing an ad around the phrase "helping you clean up after an all-night blow-out" isn't the most savvy marketing decision ever.
Hint: I write good copy and I work cheap. Call me. And yes, my grammar and spelling ARE better when I am getting paid.