Via The Moderate Voice.

Dirty little sneaks can make more money selling the blood of their instructors than honest, hardworking students caught short at tuition time can make selling their blood plasma.

Here’s a story about a right-wing group paying students $100 per class to turn over tapes and notes of lectures of “far left-wing” college professors.

It’s about time we started offering bounties on the heads of traitorous scum masquerading as “educators” in this country.

Then, we can expose them for what they are, and Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Ann Coulter can hunt them for sport.

PUNDITS GONE WILD!!!!

Just like “The Running Man”.

AWESOME!! 

Oooh!  Ooooh!  We could have them mauled by bears.

And FOX can sell the video tapes; NEXT ON FOX!!  FAST ANIMALS, SLOW ACADEMICS!!!  This footage is too raw for the news.

After the carnage and bloodbath, we can go to the local campus watering hole and see what hijinks the students have got up to in the local bar with their $100 payday.  Who knows?  One of them might get drunk, whip off her shirt and kiss another chick…but not in a gay way…just in a HOT way.

It’s this sort of win-win-win scenario that makes America so great.  God, it feels good to be one of the self-righteous moral elite.  I could get used to this.  Pass me a beer, and not one of those faggoty micro-brews.  Gimme a Blatz Light.  Yeah.  American beer.  USA! USA! USA!  I’m feelin’ all patriotic now….where the hell did that Lee Greenwood CD go?