10 things I've done that you probably haven't
1) Tripped over a dead body in the woods.
2) Hitchhiked with three punk-rockers in Germany.
3) Slept in a German subway station.
4) Threatened a man's gonads with a switchblade. (He started it)
5) Sprayed a can of "bullshit repellant" on a school official. (He started it)
6) Was a conspirator in an ill-fated plot to rescue a chicken named "Ghandi" from abusive
circumstances.
7) Was asked by Harlan Ellison if I was a "nazi".
8) Shot two deer with one bullet.
9) Incurred the "wrath" of a mysterious Hong Kong Kung Fu "organization".
10) Played a female mass-murdering sexual predator on stage.