Gene Chapman was running for President. He was seeking the nomination of “The Alliance” (Libertarian, Constitution and Southern Parties) nomination for President.
He has since withdrawn.
Which is a darned shame because it has no doubt disappointed a very talented young man who was going to be his “Intellignet Design Advisor”. R. Josiah Magnuson.
You’ll be happy to know the little trooper took it well. He posted a nice, polite letter on the internet and has decided to support Ron Paul for president instead.
It’s nice to know he was able to find a suitable candidate to take second place to Gene. Let’s not be too hard of Ron Paul, now. It’s difficult, after all, to fill the shoes of a Gandhi-impersonatin’ failed-self-immolant tax protestor. After all, the Federal Reserve has got to come down and if Gene’s not the guy to do it, Ron Paul will have to do.
Josiah isn’t daunted.
In fact, he went on to be the finalist in the Answers In Genesis Research Paper Challenge. I’m not sure what that’s all about, but it appears to be a sort of talent show where homeschoolers compete to show who does the best Ken Ham impersonation. The girl who won got a $50, 000 scholarship to Liberty University.
It sounds like a lot, but you have to remember the conversion. Maybe somebody knows the exact exchange rate, but I believe that $50,000 worth of education from Liberty converts roughly to what you learn from a Monday morning conversation over a coffee and bagel breakfast at the student union of a public university…if the conversation is with one of those creepy people who hang out in the student union and strike up conversations about how they quit college to preserve their Christianity, and they would be happy to stop by your house and pick you up and drive you to a Bible study in another town if you just give them your contact information.
But not to worry, those kids will do fine as long as they don’t try to cash out of the system. If they stay in, however, that education can be cashed in for a lifetime of paychecks from a think-tank, and endless speaking engagements funded by various fundamentalist Sugar-Daddies.
The laugh is on the AiG winner, though, because Josiah has leap-frogged her into the realm of involvement with organizations requiring the money of rich fundamentalists. While some teens in his situation would flounder. He’s a founder!
Just keep on truckin’ there Josiah! Remember the Ant and the Rubber Tree plant (if that’s not too secular, if so, I apologize) You’ll have the constitution whittled back down the Articles of Confederation in no time!