Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Sunday, 12 November 2006

4)  If you suddenly realize that you are doing something you know the human's don't want you to do (say, fer instance, nibbling the edge of the table cloth), you can pre-empt punishment by dropping to your belly on the floor and covering your face with your paws in a gesture that clearly says "Oh!  I'm  a BAD puppy."  Then, instead of saying "NO!" they will say "Oh!  What a SMARTIE!  Look at him!" and unload wheelbarrows full of love onto you.

Sunday, 12 November 2006 07:23:35 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [3] | #
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