In the first scrimmage in the "War on Christmas" season...

Jews and Muslims 1 each,

Christians, -1

Athiests, Agnotics and Deists didn't play in this one.

(hat tip: Pharyngula)

[update:  Unfortunatly, there was no friendly Muslim rescuer around to save this Scotsman from the anti-evolution rage of his Godly neighbor.] (also found at Pharyngula)