Hey guys, do me a little favor - K?
Come up with some good turn-down lines that my fellow Kung Fuer - Maggie- can use.
10 brownie points for the best one.
Stuff like "I'd love to call you on the phone, but for some reason my electro-magnetic fields keep getting reversed, and people's phones get hot and explode when I call them".
Or "No, I can't sleep with you. I shouldn't even be talking to you. I have projectile herpes. Oh! There goes one now. Sorry."
or "You want to buy me a drink? No thanks, . My last trip to the bar, they were all out of the blood of the innocent."