Via The Panda's Thumb, which I have in my blog roll over there on the right, which I found via Jason Bock's blog a while back...

I get a link to this article.

You don't need condoms to prevent HIV or clean needles or innoculations, or any of that communist crap like a Surgeon general or government health organizations.

All you need to do is only eat the food that Adam and Eve had in the garden (except that one in the middle of the garden, of course), be monogamous, and limit meat.

Yep, an apple a day, marital fidelity and eschewing chewing on a hamburger will keep that bird flu far away from you.

God says so, and that's good enough for me.