Shorter Michele Bachmann:

1)  I married the guy I did 'cause God told me to.  Tell you truth, he's not so hot, but my roomie and I shared a hallucination, so what'chagonnado?

2)God made me go to law school, I didnt want to.

3) God told me to run for political office, and I didn't want to, so I spent three days starving myself to weaken my resistance and talked myself into it.

4)  I may be crazy, but its OK, cause I'm Jesus Crazy.

hmmm...now it all makes sense.

I know tons and tons of people who are religious and DON'T drive themselves insane...

...but I can't help but wonder if more insane people would get help if Religion didn't give them so much cover?

It's just sad to me that either this woman has zero power in decision making, or she feels that she has to FAKE having absolutely no power over her own decisions.

I'd feel more sorry for her, but she's working really hard to screw up my country.