It's like Magic...like evil, evil magic.  Just click this link, and you will be sent to the one true universe that exsists as God intends it.

http://www.exposingsatanism.org/harrypotter2.htm  

but don't take my word for it.  After all, I'm awash with Satanic influences like Cartoon Network, role-playing games, martial arts and the Harry Potter books.

I have to ask...does anyone recognize the book they're describing?  I recognize some fo the names, and some of the quotes look familiar, but it's difficult to find anything recognizable in the review.