Mal himself is an excellent argument for the Libertarian view of life as a personal philosophy.
The universe he lives in is an excellent argument against actually having it become a matter of social policy.
This video captures both beautifully.
(Hat tip: Bob Wagner)
But if THAT doesn't convince you...what sort of a world is it, where THIS is allowed to happen.
Incidentally, I think I know where Steven Colbert's "Canton debacle" is going to end...
For those of you who don't know, Colbert has been "insulting" a long string of towns named Canton...calling them crappy basically, and then apologizing and saying he meant this OTHER town named Canton...and then apologizing to that one and moving on. How muc do you want to bet that the LAST crappy town named Canton will be a fictional one?