"Wow, you really do read my blog if you are aware of my creeping horror of all things involving cold shredded vegetables suspended in lime or lemon Jell-O. Catholics have guilt, Baptists have demons lurking around every corner waiting to drag them into hell, and Lutherans have cold, shredded vegetables suspended in lime or lemon Jell-O. And three-bean salad. Oh and congealed Swedish meatballs...
...NOW I remember why I'm an apostate. Thanks for clearing that up for me before I backslid and rejoined the church. Whew. That was close."