Finally! An on-line translation program that’s actually useful!
I typed this in English:
No, I didn't do my home work. I'm going out. Just out. No, I'm not going to Jeremy's house to play video games. I'm just going to hang out. Seriously, mom, you need to stop reading all those parenting books. It's driving you nuts.
And the program translated it to the language of 12-year-old- AOLers. It came out as such:
NO I DIDNT DO MAH HOM3 WORK!1!1!!1 OMG IMM GONG OUT!1!!1!1 OMG JUST OUT!!111!!!! WTF NO IMM NOT GONG 2 JER3MYS HOUES 2 PLAY VIEDO GM3S!111! OMG WTF IMM JUST GONG 2 HANG OUT!!1!!1! WTF SERIOSLEY MOM U NED 2 S2P READNG AL THOSE PAERNTNG BOKS!!!!!1111 OMG WTF ITS DRIVNG U NUTS!!!1111! OMG WTF
Here’s a link to the site so you can do your own translations.
I shamelessly stole the link from Magic Marmot.