Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Thursday, September 20, 2007

Now!  As Advertized on the World Net Daily!

The miracle technique you've been waiting for!

How to raise a daughter whose mind is an open vessel for your ideas, a blank template for Biblical womanhood, and won't give the man you give her to as a gift any trouble.

Absolutely guaranteed to eliminate all independant personality traits and turnout high-quality woman who know their place.*

A triumph of Biblical feminism, where women show how much they value themselves by pouring all of their energy and talent into the benefit those around them without making any unseemly judgements about if those people are worthy or not.  Only someone who truly loves her self as God loves her could wrap her brain around the contradiction.

Guarantee not valid outside of a gated, home-schooling-only community.  Failure to provide regular corporal discipline and weekly visits to an approved house of worship invalidates guarantee.  Cloistering of your daughter is a recommended supplimentary treatment to be used in conjunction with this book.  *These claims have not been evaluated by the FDA, mostly because we don't recognize the authority of the FDA to function in America, and are not intended to diagnose or cure any disorder, such as independant thinking, secular humanism, feminazism, or freewill.  If you paid money for this thing and it didn't work out the way you'd hoped, you should have read this fine print first, don't ask for your money back it's a free market, sucker!  As long as people want and buy our product, they should be free to do so, unhindered by regulation requiring it to work as promised.  Let the market decide.  Oh and don't even think of bad-mouthing our product or we'll sue your ass. 

Thursday, September 20, 2007 12:04:37 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [2] | #
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