Those Gosh-darned pesky educated predictions backed up by research and facts.
How can Intelligent Design hope to compete?
Oh yeah. They have Ben Stein. Never mind. His powers of snidely droning on and on about liberal fascism will prevail. No one can withstand the power of his droll and slighly pouty drone. The only people who listen to facts are effete snobs with alphabet soup after their names, and they will be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
(Hat Tip: Jason Bock