Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Friday, 07 March 2008

I think this guy is completely missing the point of the verse in question:

 

 

I mean, he rightly gets that you're supposed to pee standing up...but then he goes and complains about not being allowed to pee standing up IN A BATHROOM.

Hello?  Doesn't the verse say "pisseth against a wall"?  (First Kings 16:11 - And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends)

How many bathrooms have you seen with a pissing wall?  Very very few.  And the kind of hoity toity places that have those water-fall pissing walls are not a place a real man who is under God's direction should be anyway (so I've heard), unless he's "ministering" to drug-dealing massuers.

One time, I saw one - in France - I'm just sayin', is all.

No.  God wants you to pee standing up OUTSIDE.  AND, if you have any friends that sit down, you better get rid of them...just to be safe (read the whole verse, and remember, it's the WORD of GOD.  You've been warned)

You would think that someone who has done all the work to attain the rank of pastor would know that.

This is what Evilution has brought us to, people.  Men who don't act like men.  Men who act like animals...peeing sitting down on a porceline bowl indoors.

It's inhuman.  Go find a tree like God intended.

Whoa.  I just had a revelation!  Here I had thought that The Full Monty was a Godless filthy issue from a decadent movie industry!

And here it was a CHRISTiAN film!

[update:  The pastor's wife wants you to vote Ron Paul]

(Hat Tip:  Monastic Mumblings)

Friday, 07 March 2008 08:09:48 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [4] |  |  | #
Friday, 07 March 2008 10:04:01 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
LOL - at least she got one thing right!

BTW I pee OUTSIDE all the time. I have found that the police don't always like it when you do that. hmmm... Now I can tell them I'm only following God's law by doing so. I'll not only get to stay in a small room and get a free meal, but I'll get a visit from a nice doctor, too! See, health care IS free.
Mark
Friday, 07 March 2008 10:07:39 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Mark,

"See, health care IS free."

Only for the truly Godly - as it should be. :-)

Seriously, you haven't told us how your kid is doing? Is everything starting to work out with him?
Teresa
Friday, 07 March 2008 12:38:55 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Just in case anyone is wondering, the peeing sitting down thing in Germany is for cleanliness reasons. The way that the toilet bowls are shaped in Germany, if a guy pees standing up, he's gonna get some major rebound, which is just ucky to have to clean up!
Friday, 07 March 2008 15:48:17 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Karen,

Sanitation is for wimps!

And...wait, why do they make toilets shaped to punish men for being men? Oh My God! The shape of the toilets in Germany is a Communist plot to emasculate Wester Civilization!

Them commies are so darned insidious.
Teresa
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