Anomalous Data - NEXT on FOX !!!!!!!!

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Via The Moderate Voice.

Dirty little sneaks can make more money selling the blood of their instructors than honest, hardworking students caught short at tuition time can make selling their blood plasma.

Here’s a story about a right-wing group paying students $100 per class to turn over tapes and notes of lectures of “far left-wing” college professors.

It’s about time we started offering bounties on the heads of traitorous scum masquerading as “educators” in this country.

Then, we can expose them for what they are, and Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Ann Coulter can hunt them for sport.

PUNDITS GONE WILD!!!!

Just like “The Running Man”.

AWESOME!!

Oooh! Ooooh! We could have them mauled by bears.

And FOX can sell the video tapes; NEXT ON FOX!! FAST ANIMALS, SLOW ACADEMICS!!! This footage is too raw for the news.

After the carnage and bloodbath, we can go to the local campus watering hole and see what hijinks the students have got up to in the local bar with their $100 payday. Who knows? One of them might get drunk, whip off her shirt and kiss another chick…but not in a gay way…just in a HOT way.

It’s this sort of win-win-win scenario that makes America so great. God, it feels good to be one of the self-righteous moral elite. I could get used to this. Pass me a beer, and not one of those faggoty micro-brews. Gimme a Blatz Light. Yeah. American beer. USA! USA! USA! I’m feelin’ all patriotic now….where the hell did that Lee Greenwood CD go?

Thursday, January 19, 2006 10:12:39 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [5] | Political | Pop Culture

Friday, January 20, 2006 9:52:11 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Spousal and I watched "Good Night, and Good Luck" the other night. It's brilliant, powerful, and George Clooney should be commended for bringing the piece to life.

Thing is, watching the old footage of Senator McCarthy was somehow oddly contemporary. He reminded me of somebody, but I couldn't think of who.

Then I realized it: Bill O'Reilly.

Yeah. We've certainly come a long way...(Cue "The Imperial March".)

Tony

Friday, January 20, 2006 10:22:30 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Tony,

One thing that struck me abut the old footage of McCarthy was his soft, vulnerable baby browns. Here's this guy running around spreading and capitalizing on hate and hysteria...ruining lives of loyal, hardworking people...
...and manageing all the while to look as though someone had just shot his puppy.

Creepy as hell.

T

kemaris

Friday, January 20, 2006 3:59:23 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Honey, faggots don't drink beer.

They drink wine, and then only if it costs more than $80.00 a bottle. And French.

Because faggots hate America. I mean, it says so right there in the Handbook...

The Evil Cub

Friday, January 20, 2006 5:49:07 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

So, if I turn in all 5 of my current teachers for their leftist propaganda, I can pay for Fuzzball's operation? (http://www.geocities.com/alenaa_new/fuzzballs.html)

Of course...you have to wonder...if Fox did a piece on them, would that increase the enrollment numbers for them in a liberal town like Madison, or would they decrease because of all the kids here from down on the farm (no offense to the kids from down on the farm!)?

Karen

Friday, January 20, 2006 7:16:07 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

I don't know, I know quite a few liberal farm kids...but they sometimes don't know they're liberal until they get to college and find out what liberals really think.

Which is, of course, why we have to weed out the liberal academics...so all those kids will keep thinking that you have to be a gay athiest Ph.D wine expert hippy who smells of Patchouli in order to be a liberal...

kemaris

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