Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Monday, 05 October 2009

Duuuuuuudes!  Like, everyone has been down on libs for so long.  Like, harshing our mellow to the max, and all because we're like, lame and stuff.

But don't dispair mon frare...we're back baby!

'cause we totally went back in time and took over the Bible.  We're like rocken spiritual time-pirates.

You thought Bill and Ted had a great adventure?  Nu-uh!  Team lib totally went back in time and snuck the lovey-forgivy-sharey crap into the Bible! 

Uh-huh!  BAM!!  Yeah, take that, in yer face  Mr. Judgy-Mcvitriol Christian guys!

But uh-oh...Andrew Schlaffly's gonna take it back with an army of homeschool kids!  Bogus!

 

http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project

 

Get back in the funkey time-travel phone booth dudes!  We have to save the wimpy social gospel or we won't get to have a modern government or health care reform!

Monday, 05 October 2009 17:15:08 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [2] |  |  |  |  |  | #
Monday, 05 October 2009 20:10:48 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Mr. So Crates would approve.
Monday, 05 October 2009 20:14:01 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Ugh. Makes me want to throw up the chicken-and-white-bean casserole I just ate. Thanks a lot! :-) ... Off now to sleep, perhaps to dream of piles of foreskins offered in exchange for a wife! LOL! ... last night I drreamed of the Philistines' golden offerings in the shape of tumors and mice! (Stephen King has NOTHING on the Old Testament.) ;-)
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