"Real meaning of life...stuff" - Daniel Jackson
Monday, October 08, 2007

Neil is back from his mission trip to Kenya, and he's cranking out stock posts like a wildman.

Go here and learn how meditating on the complexity of DNA will make you much more knowledgeable about how it works and how it accounts for speciation than all those dull blades who have spent their lives STUDYING it.

Ahh those poor fools who wasted all that time with objectivity, scientific rigor, peer review...etc.

Just think of all the time and energy they could have saved with not writing grants and white papers and attending conferences and pouring over results and designing studies.

All they had to do was MEDITATE on the COMPLEXITY!

*facepalm*

Oh!  and you will also find out that seemingly tweedy, laconic Professor Dawkins is AGRESSIVE!  STAY AWAY!  Like a polar bear, he may SEEM all sleepy-cuddly, but beneath that stiff-Brit-upper-lip lies the soul of a John McEnroe or a Sean Penn.  Thanks for the Warning, Neil!

[update:  The post I linked to is no longer there.]

Monday, October 08, 2007 5:49:39 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [4] | #
Monday, October 08, 2007 9:38:28 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Teresa, the link doesn't work. I searched his main page for the word "DNA" and it came up empty. Is the post still there?

Off Topic - I saw this over the weekend and thought of you! http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20071007.html
Mark
Monday, October 08, 2007 10:05:37 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Mark,

Huh. I went to his site, and the post is gone. He must have removed it. It was right above the World Vision post. Now it's gone.

Oh well.

Thanks for the link to the Dilbert cartoon. I used to like Dilbert quite a bit when I worked in a cube farm. Actually, I didn't so much work in a "cube farm". In a "cube farm" each person has their own computer. Where I worked was called a "bullpen". I was testing software in this "bull pen" that was used by numerous technicians who used the computers to record data. This meant that I had to carry my notes and other things around with me in an over-stuffed breifcase. It was a great incentive to finish all work before the end of the day (or stay after till it was done) or not start anything new in the last hour of the day.

Anyway, nothing makes Dilbert hilarious like working in that environment...oh, and they literally gave you "gold stars" for doing a good job. The "gold stars" were on things like post-it-note pads, pens and coffee cups and sports bottles and such. SCORE! I finished on a deadline and they gave me a post-it note pad! I feel so VALIDATED!

*snort*
Teresa
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 9:53:22 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Ohhh! A post-it note pad with with GOLD STARS! Wow. I can only imagine what you used it for...

I can just hear your acceptance speach. "Gee thanks, boss! A first grader gets better treatment! Why don't you take the 15 minutes it took to give me this stupid note pad and multiply it by the hourly wage of everyone attending this ridiculous meeting, including your wage, and stroke me a check! I'd certainly feel a lot better and everyone working here wouldn't walk away snickering at you for being such a moron!"

Mark
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 1:43:10 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Mark,

Unfortunatly, I think my "speech" ran something along the lines of ascertaining wether it would be considered stealing for me to bring it home and use it there for personal purposes.

I never really DID get that clarified...
Teresa
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