Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Tuesday, 29 January 2008

Geekgoddess gets all whiney about poor injured people getting their money taken away by legal action by big corporations.

I also used to think like her, all commie pinko like that and stuff.

But I've recently had a conversion to free-market capitalism.

Just imagine the great heights that could be reached by our society if we made the dog-eat-dog world of business more prefectly dog-eat-doggier?

Just imagine how great our country would be if ANY paid service could not only charge you for the cost of operating their business, plus a modest profit, but then could ALSO charge you for anything that you got that was, in any way related to their service!

Like, just imagine what a great world we would live in if you rented a car, and they not only got to charge you for the rental of the car, but could also commondere your reimbursement from your employer or your business tax deductions?

Or, just imagine if you hired a cleaning service, and they cleaned your house, but if a friend happened to do a little cleaning for you in special preperation for a dinner party, they could charge you for the work your friend did!

It's genious!  And anyone who doesn't LOVE it is a commie atheist terrorist who hates our freedoms.


Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:22:48 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [5] |  |  | #
Wednesday, 30 January 2008 08:04:44 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Wow, Trees! You've opened my eyes! I see the light! I'm a convert!

Hand me that plate of dog, will ya?
Wednesday, 30 January 2008 09:47:30 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Welcome to the fold!

"Hand me that plate of dog, will ya?"

Heh. How much will you pay me for it?

Wednesday, 30 January 2008 12:41:50 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
>How much will you pay me for it?

That depends on how much I can collect from the dog owners once they get their settlement from the animal cruelty claim.
Wednesday, 30 January 2008 13:32:12 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Just make sure THEY pay the lawyer's fees.

After all, it may be YOUR money...but the CLAIM is their responsibility!
Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:09:13 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
What we need to figure out now is a way for corporations to assess fees for the air that their employees breathe while at work. After all, it's their air; they installed the air circulation systems in the buildings and workers shouldn't expect that sort of thing to be free! That leads to unreasonable expectations and a workforce that takes such luxuries for granted, and that sort of thing is Bad For America(tm).
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