Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Wednesday, 07 February 2007

I am twice deadly now!  I passed the final portion of my second degree black belt qualification.

I'm a 2nd degree black belt.


Oh!  and I've joined the 21st century and got a cell phone.  A present from Rocky on our anniversary.

Alright, I'm going to go do some more painting on Grasshoppers bedroom walls.  Almost done.  I'm painting two of his walls camoflage, which is a pita...but that's what he wants.

Fun fun fun.

Wednesday, 07 February 2007 22:07:36 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [10] |  | #
Wednesday, 07 February 2007 23:16:36 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
A)Woot! Congratulations hon! Very proud of you

B)One of us, one of us!

C) Happy anniversary. Here's hoping for a long long run of happy years ahead for you two.

Bob Wagner
Thursday, 08 February 2007 00:47:52 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Are you going to go start a fight with a redneck to celebrate? ;-)
Thursday, 08 February 2007 08:57:35 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Nah, I had enough of that in High School, thanks. Neat thing about rednecks, though, is that it is easy to start a fight with one if you want to. All you have to do is say "No, I don't want to go out with you." or "Yes, I certainly think Chevy is much better than Ford (if they drive a Ford, vice-versa if they drive a Chevy).

So the option is always there.

Thing is, if you start a fight with a redneck, you start a fight with his WHOLE you REALLY have to be in the mood.

For anyone whose thinkin' I'm insulting rednecks, save it. I may live in the suburbs now, but you can take a girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl. I'm still a gun-totin' liberal redneck through and through, and you better not mess with anyone in my family.
Thursday, 08 February 2007 09:34:43 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
>Thing is, if you start a fight with a redneck,
>you start a fight with his WHOLE famdamnbly...
>so you REALLY have to be in the mood.

I thought that was what the black belt was for - it makes taking on packs more survivable.

And I misread your sentence about Chevy to read "Yes, I certainly thing Cheney is better than Ford" and thought - why would a redneck get grumpy about that?

But being a permanent suburb dwelling dweb, what would I know? I just let the rednecks walk all over me during substance induced hazes at my High School.

And of course smart rednecks are usually more far fun then dumb intellecuals and I've met far more of the latter then I'd like to admit.
Thursday, 08 February 2007 09:34:50 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Pfft! What are ya gonna do? You're just a guuuUURRLLLL.

Oh, wait, the whole black belt, fold spindle and mutilate people for fun and therapy thing. Right, forgot about that.

Right then, moving along to an undisclosed location ahead of the impending blast wave.... ;)

Bob Wagner
Thursday, 08 February 2007 10:04:33 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
CONGRATS on the 2nd degree. Now you need to have one of those kick-ass portraits done of yourself in some cool pose. When the boys get old enough to date, that's what you have hanging in the front entry. It tells the girls, "If you mess with my boy, this mom does not resort to girlie hair-pulling and scratching. She resorts to hospitalization. Hope your parents have insurance."

Welcome to the 21st century on the phone (and once again, happy anniversary). Even though I've had one for a few years, I still can't bring myself to text message, browse or play games. I like to retain just a little of my cavewoman status.

Careful with the camo. Grasshopper may blend into the walls and conduct a sneak attack!

P.S. Another great redneck fight-starter, "All NASCAR drivers are pansies!" That'll do it.

Thursday, 08 February 2007 10:39:24 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Ooo! And don't forget these two gems

"Wal-Mart sucks"


"You know [insert name of country-western entertainer or current football god of choice here] is gay right?"

Bob Wagner
Thursday, 08 February 2007 11:40:46 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Congrats on the belt and the phone!

Don't worry Kristi, I have a schwank new phone that I only use for basic calls, a calendar, alarm clock and calculator.
Thursday, 08 February 2007 15:11:50 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Congrats on the new belt. I'm a first degree in Taekwondo. Fun stuff but I'm ready for a change. Is your belt in Kung-Fu?
Thursday, 08 February 2007 15:21:28 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Yes, I study Shaolin Kung Fu, but I have a 3rd degree brown belt in Shorin Ryu from when I was younger.
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