Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Sunday, 12 November 2006

4)  If you suddenly realize that you are doing something you know the human's don't want you to do (say, fer instance, nibbling the edge of the table cloth), you can pre-empt punishment by dropping to your belly on the floor and covering your face with your paws in a gesture that clearly says "Oh!  I'm  a BAD puppy."  Then, instead of saying "NO!" they will say "Oh!  What a SMARTIE!  Look at him!" and unload wheelbarrows full of love onto you.

Sunday, 12 November 2006 07:23:35 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [3] | #
Sunday, 12 November 2006 08:43:26 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
What a cute little baby boy! I can't wait to meet him! Unfortunately, he won't be quite so tiny when I pass through at Christmas time.
Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:22:55 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Something tells me your giving him the wrong kind of feedback.

Does this mean he'll grow up, invade a neighbor's yard, create mayhem and havoc and as a mea culpa cover his nose with his paws? Oh! Wait, it works for Bush.

Never mind. ;-)
Monday, 13 November 2006 07:18:52 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Are you saying that Rumsfeld is Bush's nose?

Hmmm...Carl Rove is his Brain, Rumsfeld is his nose,

Kathrine Harris was his right hand.

I don't even want to THINK about what Wolfowitz might be.
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