Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Tuesday, 02 October 2007

hmmm...I'm a painted moneky.  Who would have guessed?


Your Personality is the Rarest (INFJ)
Your personality type is introspective, principled, self critical, and sensitive.

Only about 2% of all people have your personality - including 3% of all women and around 1% of all men.
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Judging.
(Hat Tip:  Geekgoddess)
Of course, to find out what all that means, you have to go to this websit and look at the code key.  Which was, of course, all drawn up by our secret alien overlords for our government to distribute through underground means, as a means of discrediting those of us who have FIGURED IT OUT:

INFJ: The Conspiracy Theorist

Beneath the calm, collected exterior of the INFJ lies the horrible reality of someone who has seen The Truth. The INFJ knows what other people are too naive or too brainwasted to admit: the Conspiracy is real. Mistrustful and suspicious, the INFJ is not easily fooled, and does not take the word of the government-controlled medico-military-industrial complex for anything. Whether it's uncovering the plot by butter-eating Jews to clog the arteries of Christian folk with artificial margarine or discovering the secret laboratory in Tibet that's producing legions of Jimmy Carter clones that will be sent out to seize the manufacturing facilities in the Guangdong Province of China under the pretext of inspecting chickens for influenza, there is no lengths the INFJ won't go to in order to blow the lid off the whole thing.

INFJs can often be found holding down jobs as AM radio talk-show hosts. They can also be found driving taxis in the greater Washington, DC area. Other common jobs often held by INFJs include vagrant, loony, whacko, and writer/director/producer of the television show "Seinfeld." INFJs can also be found feeding that crucial bit of information to determined FBI agents just before they are brutally murdered.

RECREATION: INFJs often come home from a hard day's work exposing conspiracies about how the government is poisoning us with mind-control agents spread by passenger airliners and unwind by spending all night writing Web sites exposing conspiracies about how NASA faked the Bush election.

COMPATIBILITY: INFJs are usually happiest and most successful in relationships with Julia Roberts, though the relationships may not end happily.

Famous INFJs include...well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

[Hat Tip: Jason Bock]

Or you can go here and get another, though less amusing view.  (And no, I don't actually believe in Conspiracy Theories, nor psychic phenomenon) 

Tuesday, 02 October 2007 08:52:30 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [4] | #
Wednesday, 03 October 2007 07:16:28 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
My wife will laugh her arse off when she sees this result.

Mine is INTP: (of course it is very rare, too)

Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant.

Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.

INTP: The Egghead

The typical INTP is a logical, abstract thinker whose intellect is ideally suited to understanding pure mathematics, linguistics, formal logic theory, and other pursuits unsuited to making a real living. The INTP can often understand even the most subtle nuances of lattice quantum chromodynamics, but cannot perform more concrete tasks such as dressing himself, operating a motor vehicle, or opening a door. An INTP may be able to tell you how to construct a nuclear reactor from a coconut and two pieces of string, but may be completely incapable of fixing a hole in a boat.

The INTP is really only suited to two careers: college professor and game show contestant. Of these career choices, only one offers the financial rewards which allows him to suport himself; for that reason, INTPs often take the other path, and become tenured academics.

RECREATION: Surprisingly, INTPs are often the hit of the party--not for their sometimes annoying habit of turning every discussion into a debate about semantics nor for their fascinating stories about Pierre de Fermat's habit of writing things in the margins of his books, but for the fact that they often show up with their pants on backwards and that if you put a Post-It note reading "Kick Me" on an INTP's back, he won't notice it no matter how many people kick him. That kind of entertainment never gets old.

COMPATIBILITY: INTPs make ideal companions to INTJs, as neither of them notices they're in a relationship.

Famous INTPs include Pierre de Fermat and almost everyone who knows what Pierre de Fermat wrote in the margins of his book.

Wednesday, 03 October 2007 07:18:40 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Teresa, I would have [cough] never pegged you [cough] as Judgemental. [haaackck]

Actually, I'm surprised I wasn't hit with that one (must have been a coin toss).
Wednesday, 03 October 2007 08:41:55 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Actually, the "judging" designation only indicates a preferance for being systematic. Inother words, we are more likely to evaluate, sort and prioritize.

Rocky is an INFP, for instance (we've both taken the full Meyers-Briggs. We joke that this is why I prefer neatly labled file cabnits, wherease he prefers to leave things lying around in vaguely-related piles and seems to always be able to remember which pile something is in.

"Judgers" are file people, Whereas "Percievers" are pile people.

I'm not judgemental at all. You don't hear me calling someone a Commie America-Hater, for instance. :-)

On the other hand, I would *never* have thought that you would *ever* bog a conversation down by arguing semantics rather than the main point. *cough, hack*


Hey, notice that so far most everyone who activly takes part in internet forums seems to be an introvert? Huh.
Wednesday, 03 October 2007 09:27:23 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Well Duh!
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