Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Just a hint for anyone out there who might need it:

 

If you take your small child out after dark wearing a black stocking cap, a black jacket and dark pants, and he goes sprinting through the parking lot behind a vehicle that is slowly backing up (with the driver, by the way, looking while doing it), and the person fails to see him until he’s on the other side of her car…

 

…pounding on the window of the vehicle and shrieking vulgar insults like an insane woman just draws attention to the fact that you didn’t pass on –um- shall we say – survival genes.

 

But then, you probably don’t believe in evolution…so its all good.

 

Never mind.  Go about your business.

[UPDATE]  In the cold light of day, the next morning, I can realize what this other mom went through, and have total compassion for her hysteria.  The mom brain can do funny things to you.  If you think you see your kid in danger, you really can't be held to the ordinary standards of rational thought for at least several minutes after.

  I really didn't mean to sound so callous.  It's just - well - I was feeling wronged, and I think rightly so.  I HATE backing up in a mini-van.  HATE it.  I will go to great lengths to avoid it, and when I can't avoid it, I carefully check both mirrors, turn and look over both shoulders, and continue looking as I SLOWLY back up.  If I somehow miss seeing a kid whose darkly dressed against a dark background, whose running and apparently unable to see backing lights (or hasn't been taught what they are)...I don't know what else I could do. 

Tuesday, January 24, 2006 8:21:14 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [2] | #
Wednesday, January 25, 2006 12:45:42 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
A textbook example of someone who needs to be slapped dead in the face. With a puffer-fish.

Half a billion sperm and thats what gets thru. TELL ME GOd lacks a sense of humor. I DARE YOU

Bob Wagner
Wednesday, January 25, 2006 8:22:29 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Trees, maybe it's my well-know bias on your behalf in most things shining through but I think you and the mom in question are both missing something. Speciffically, if she really gave such a rats ass about her kids well being Whiskey Tango Foxtrot was she doing A)Dressing him in dark colors after dark? and B)Letting him run loose in a parking lot after dark while dressed in dark colors? Being a parent is the biggest responsibility on the planet. People who babysit nukes have less responsibility than people who make and raise a child. And if an idiot like me can realize that you DO NOT let your darkly-dressed child run loose in a parking lot after dark then that walking tumor should have been able to as well. Yes, she was right to be pissed but she should have been pissed at spinning the cylinder on her kid like that. So dont beat yourself up ok?
Hugs
Bob
Ps got an article Im gonna send you. Need some fast feedback. Much obliged
Bob Wagner
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