Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Monday, 25 September 2006

The ancient Babylonian batteries have confused, and mystified archeologists for decades...those who don't outright reject their authenticity, that is.

For one thing, they don't appear to have served any useful purpose, as there have been no discoveries of ancient Babylonian motors, or ancient Babylonian wiring, or tablets full of ancient Babylonian building codes (other than the ones declairing that any house broken into have the body of the burgler sealed into the breach).

But I know what they were used for.

Don't tell anyone, but they were used to fuel the Stargate.

Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen.  Yes, you may tell Dr. Jackson that I will gladly accept a position on his research team.  Late nights are not a problem.

Monday, 25 September 2006 08:53:45 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [2] |  |  | #
Monday, 25 September 2006 20:10:43 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Oh! Sure. YOU can make fun of things like this. We have Erik von Daniken coming to town next month and I can't decide whether to picket or not.

And on the off, OK miniscule, chance that the advertising guy for Erik reads this. Blue text on a pink poster - not good for ancient astronauts.
Monday, 25 September 2006 21:26:37 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Paint yourself blue, put on tin foil antennae, and go to the backstage door loudly demanding to know why the earther von Daniken has not returned your requests for a meeting.

If that doesn't work, paint the words "Alien Astronaut" across your forehead in pink letters and try again, this time pointing to the words on your forhead and yelling "Hey! THIS TIME I brought my credentials!!!"
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