Anomalous Data - Political Outrage Mad Lib Monday #1

Monday, August 18, 2008

Yesterday, it was discovered that <name of male politician> had and affair on his wife! Can you believe it? What a slimeball. You know, the <opposite party of the male politician> never have sex scandals. But if the did, you know the <negative adjective> media would be all over it. But since it is a <name of party of male politician>, they just ignore it.

But how can a man just go out and have sex with some random <adjective> <noun> when he is married and has taken a vow to be faithful? Is it because he is just <adjective> by nature?

Any way I certainly hope that his wife <verb ending in an “S”> him without mercy.

He deserves it.

Monday, August 18, 2008 5:47:36 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [3] | Play along at home

Monday, August 18, 2008 6:59:37 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Yesterday, it was discovered that -John Kerry- had and affair on his wife! Can you believe it? What a slimeball. You know, the -Constitutional Party- never have sex scandals. But if the did, you know the -prickly- media would be all over it. But since it is a -Democrat-, they just ignore it.

But how can a man just go out and have sex with some random -lazy dog- when he is married and has taken a vow to be faithful? Is it because he is just -nutritious- by nature?

Any way I certainly hope that his wife -poops- him without mercy.

John

Monday, August 18, 2008 7:37:30 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

Yesterday, it was discovered that McGovern had and affair on his wife! Can you believe it? What a slimeball. You know, the Republicans never have sex scandals. But if the did, you know the stinky media would be all over it. But since it is a Democrat, they just ignore it.

But how can a man just go out and have sex with some random small ferret when he is married and has taken a vow to be faithful? Is it because he is just <adjective> by nature?

Any way I certainly hope that his wife scuba dives him without mercy.

He deserves it.

Note: It might be of value to specify whether verbs should be transitive or intransitive.

Karen

Monday, August 18, 2008 7:38:42 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)

oops...missed an adjective...oh well, adding it now would be cheating!

Karen

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