Um...okay...that's kinda not right.

Poor Terra, whoever she is.

And Brit seems awfully interested in lollipops and banana splits. Luckily there's nothing at all phallic about either of those things.

I know...poor Jessica Simpson was just sitting there going; "Oh dear God...I DEVELOPED this line of products and they repulse me now."

and about the phallicness of his choices of products...yeah...good thing we know he's a rightous, conservative family-values guy who hates fags, and worries that they might be taking over the country, and spends hours and hours horrified by the very detailed thoughts of the acts that they might make him perform if that happens...and what he might be wearing at the time...otherwise we might think he was latent or something.

Oh dear...I posted that and then my next thought was "nobody sets off my pressure-cooker-of-repressed-latent-homophobe gaydar more than Bill O'Reilly, though."

Then my brain went to the bad place...

...so...

...I'll just be over here in the dark corner...

...in the fetal position.

Woo hoo! I win!

So, this was your intent all along...

I feel manipulated...and violated...and like I need another shower...and a new Brillo pad because I wore the old one out trying to scour the back s of my eyeballs clean...

you are an evil, evil, cub.