Come on, Western teachers living in Islamic countries.

Don't you know how to insult religion? 

Naming a toy animal after The Prophet is so unimaginative.

You've got to get REALLY creative in order to insult religion.  Try whipping them into a frenzy over something like; oh I don't know:

Imply that making Jesus cookies isn't particularly worthy of a college degree.

Try THAT for a start.

It's all very well and good to name their most holy figure after an animal, but you KNOW religious types go ape-shit over that sort of thing.

Now, if you can put them into a tizzy over implying that learning the theological intracacies of staying barefoot and pregnant, voting how your husband tells you to, and getting dinner on the table at 6:00 are not college material...THAT'S making 'em come with the crazy.

Remember:  It's not just about the severity of their reaction, it's the inanity of the things that put them over the edge.