Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Remember how we were hearing there for a while about how Christian preachers were stirring up villages in Africa and driving out "witches", and there were lots and lots of pathetic stories about little kids and old people being horribly abused and tortured because of being accused of witchcraft? 

Well, Sarah Palin was apparently prayed over by an African Bishop who claims to have purged a town of witchcraft.  I'm a little creeped out by that.

Here is a description of how Bishop Muthee waged spiritual warfare on the town.  I especially like the part about how his helpers weathered demonic attacks characterized by sickness and physical weakness while fasting.  You gotta love it when people who aren't eating describe the results as the work of demons.  But apparently, these ended once they got some people to invade the local witch's home, murder her pet python, arrest her, and then she left the town.  They drove her out with their spiritual power!

Sheesh.  These people make Obama's former pastor look like a normal pastor by comparison.

 

Talk-to-action has assembled a great deal of good information:

Part one

Part Two

So really, what does this all have to do with Sarah Palin the candidate? 

Frankly, we don't know.  The things coming out of churches she has belonged to are disturbing.  She would do well to give a speech asserting her comittment to a secular government, and detailing her opinion of the role of private belief in public life.

This is much more important than stupid questions about the "baby burden" and whether or not she had an affair, or the fact that her daughter is pregnant.

I'd like to know if she thinks sound anti-crime policy includes storming witches houses, murdering their pets, and driving them out of town. 

This quote made me laugh though...but only fellow "tick" fans will get it:

"God showed Pastor Thomas the need for “armourbearers” so he gathered the intercessors (now 9) and gave each person two armourbearers on the day they fasted and prayer (the person from the day before and after) to form a protective hedge. "

"Saaaayyy...Aren't you guys crazy Dominionists bent on destroying modern civilization and controlling the world?"

"No, we're a hedge."

Hey, what good is it living in an age where insane people are on a spiritual mission to destroy the world if you can't have fun with it?

 

Tuesday, September 09, 2008 6:11:04 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [7] |  | #
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 7:17:55 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Can't...resist...temptation...for...poking...fun!

Why so worried, Teresa? Are you a witch? If so, have you registered your broomstick? We can't have loose canons like you walking the streets with an unregistered item of witchcraft!

Sorry, it was too easy!
Mark
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 7:22:15 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I own a broom, but I don't like to use it in the house much. Unsanitary things. I prefer to vaccum and then wash the floor with an old tee-shirt rag, which I can then wash in the laundry.
Teresa
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 7:35:55 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Oh! A sanitary witch! The worst kind!
Mark
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 11:03:20 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
That'd be a lot funnier Mark if there weren't actual practising Witches in this country. To you it's some whackadoo who had WAAAAYYYYYY too much Kool Aid. To me and a lot of my co-religionists it's a bunch of militant nutjobs who advocate violence against us trying to get a foot in the door of the Oval Office.

Thanks for this Trees. The more I see of Mrs. Palling potential VILF or not, the more certain I am that it's Obama in 08 for me and mine and a trip to Canada a very real possibility if that demented wench finds herself one heartbeat away from The Big Chair.
Bob Wagner
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 12:05:09 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Bob,

Remember. It is sexist for non-Republicans to imply that they find a Republican woman to be sexy.

It's alright to imply that Hillary is dried-up and frigid, and that is why her husband cheated on her, though, as long as you are Republican.

I know it is difficult to remember the rules of political correctness, but please try harder, OK?

We don't want to rupture the fragile Republican feelings on this.
Teresa
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 7:38:19 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Ya know, I cannot join in any attack on her as a Christian. Just can't. No matter how "out there" she seems to be.

But, I won't discourage any dissection of her faith life. And, I must say, I wish that the fundie types would so do likewise to the Rev. Wright and others, including myself.

As my daddy used to day, though, "Well, you can wish in one hand and piss in the other."

I do not claim to know what that means. :-)
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 8:19:09 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
ER,

I'm not judging her soul. That is, as Obama might say, "above my pay grade".
Teresa
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