Only a rural Minnesota intellectual could so completely comprehend the depth of psychosis behind desert camo balls sporting a "support the troops" ribbon...

...as a decoration for an SUV.

The masculine insecurity issues that would have someone put something like that on their vehicle are legion.

and anyway, if you support the troops, shouldn't the desert camo balls be firmly cradled in a jock-strap?

Somehow, pinning a yellow ribbon on them seems less than supportive...

But I'll let you be the judge.

If you decide you can't live without a pair of plastic nuts, you can get the ones pictured above here.

But that's not all!