Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Monday, June 30, 2008

"Thumpin' the mellon"

"squeezing the mellons"

That episode of "Ellen" Where Ellen admits she's gay, turns around in the super market to see the one super-model cradeling a pair of actual mellons...

Apparently...we didn't need to work quite so hard to sexualize mellons.  God!  All that wasted effort! 

When will we learn?  I ask you...when will we learn?

Nature does so much better than our poor attempts and scribblings.

(Hat Tip: Erudite Redneck)

Monday, June 30, 2008 5:12:08 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [2] | #
Tuesday, July 01, 2008 10:12:20 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I can't wait to see your acronym(s). Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
Tuesday, July 01, 2008 2:09:18 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Well, that's no find! Mellons have always had a "viagra" like affect for me.





Oh....

You mean "real" mellons?? Well, I'll be...

So eating mellons improves eating mellons? Sounds alot like practice makes perfect.
Mark
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