Folding, spindeling, and mutilating lauguage for fun since Aug, 2004
Monday, 28 November 2005

"Wow, you really do read my blog if you are aware of my creeping horror of all things involving cold shredded vegetables suspended in lime or lemon Jell-O.  Catholics have guilt, Baptists have demons lurking around every corner waiting to drag them into hell, and Lutherans have cold, shredded vegetables suspended in lime or lemon Jell-O.  And three-bean salad.  Oh and congealed Swedish meatballs...

...NOW I remember why I'm an apostate.  Thanks for clearing that up for me before I backslid and rejoined the church.  Whew.  That was close."
Monday, 28 November 2005 10:47:52 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00) | Comments [2] | #
Monday, 28 November 2005 12:04:55 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Actually, I think the line is that Catholics have shame and Jews have guilt. I haven't heard the rest before, but it sounds about right.
Mark Rosernberg
Monday, 28 November 2005 12:16:21 (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Don't forget about Lutefisk. Lutherans have lutefisk. The consumption of which should be reserved as a deterrent for repeat criminals.
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